Say yes to the dress

Say yes to the dress is a TV show with brides picking ridiculously expensive wedding dresses. Sometimes I like to watch it to see all of the giant, poofy dresses.

Finding a prom dress is vaguely similar to picking a wedding dress. You want it to look spectacular and you want to be comfortable if at all possible.

I found a beautiful pink gown online to wear for prom. It was sparkly, strapless, pink, outrageously poofy, and made boobs look fabulous. It was only $119, its super cheap for how big it is.

To order, I had to be measured thoroughly: boobs, waist, hips, and height. The day after it was ordered, the person making it emailed my mom to double check on the measurements; apparently my measurements are abnormal or something. My mom said that they were right and that was that.

I waited for weeks for my dress to be shipped. It was shipped on Monday and arrived on Thursday. I was so excited! It was the dress I fell in love last year but I finally got to have it.

I tried it on yesterday and it was made for someone half my size! Half! They even double checked on the measurements and sent a dress half my size!!

I'm very upset about this. Just saying.